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Sardar sms; 254 messages

Titanic K Saath

Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.

148 chars (1 sms)


India me ek Ajee

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,


Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki

Pagri pehnta hai

Naam hai uska...

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)

175 chars (2 sms)


Santa Helmet Pehen

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?

140 chars (1 sms)


Santa Xerox Karne

Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai

Kya Kar Raha Hai..


Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi

Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai

144 chars (1 sms)


Sardar 2 Kanjos

Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,
Kyun?

Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!

Tujhy Pata Nhe K



LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga..

169 chars (2 sms)


Sardar Was Sleeping

Sardar Was Sleeping In His

Bed Room With His Wife











Why Are You Scrolling Down

So Fast.



Let Him Sleep With His Wife

149 chars (1 sms)


Santa Was In Shopping

Santa Was In Shopping Store.

Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :

139 chars (1 sms)


Sardar Became The

Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?"

159 chars (1 sms)


Santa: What Is The

Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?


Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.

94 chars (1 sms)


Sardar''s 60th B''day

Sardar''s 60th B''day

Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put

60 Candles On

Cake. So I Put

This 60 Watts Bulb!!

155 chars (1 sms)


Interviewer : Give Me

Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words

Banta:Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!

119 chars (1 sms)


Santa:- I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza

Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!

Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?

Santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!

130 chars (1 sms)


My Grand Father Lived SA

My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses


Sardar : Ya

I Know

Few People Drink

Directly From Bottle

131 chars (1 sms)


Santa Shouting 2 His GFS

Santa Shouting 2 His GF

" U Said V Will Do Register

Marriage And Cheated Me,

I Was Waiting 4 U

Yesterday Whole Day

In The Post Office...."

154 chars (1 sms)


Sardar: Aap K Father

Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain

158 chars (1 sms)


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