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Sardar sms; 254 messages

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

161 chars (2 sms)


A sardar goes to a restaurant

A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?

142 chars (1 sms)


sardar

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife. Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi. Wife:Fer ki hoe ga? Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45:-

158 chars (1 sms)


Sardar Ne Machis Li Or

Sardar Ne Machis Li Or
Teeli Jalai But Na Jali
Dosri Jalai Na Jali Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul
Gai
Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi
Se Bujha Di,
Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh
Leta Hun.

163 chars (2 sms)


WO konsi ungli

Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...

124 chars (1 sms)


Jab inko hosh aa jaye.....

Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya, Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha. Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola: . . . . Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.

170 chars (2 sms)


Latest Versions of Java

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ? Sardar: . . . . . . . . MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...

123 chars (1 sms)


Songs Download karane hein

Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein. Dukandar:Memory Card hai ? Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ? Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.

155 chars (1 sms)


Suitcase

Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya, Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga. Baap:Pee k aaya hai ? Sardar:Nahi to. Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?

190 chars (2 sms)


Msg sending Failed

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....!!! :-D

154 chars (1 sms)


SARDAR KO MOBILE PE TANG

Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "

169 chars (2 sms)


B.COM

Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata. Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki, Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.

150 chars (1 sms)


Koi ishara to de

Sardar to Sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere, Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere. auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri. 2nd Sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.

234 chars (2 sms)


naam mitti mein

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.

169 chars (2 sms)


Paise ka masla nahi hai

Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy, Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy. Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.

179 chars (2 sms)


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