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Sardar sms; 254 messages

lawyer to sardar

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

146 chars (1 sms)


Donkey race

Sardar to sardarni: "Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye" Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo, turya te jaanda nai, tay race lao gay"

154 chars (1 sms)


cat scanning

Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya. Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo. Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek baar aur try karo. Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya. Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead. Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai? Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee for Cat Scanning.

524 chars (4 sms)


wife gu hoi hy

Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya. SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha, To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...

160 chars (1 sms)


peo da wa

Air hostess: Sir kya loge? Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan. Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho, Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

163 chars (2 sms)


baki hisa shazia k paper me

Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia usne jawab k end me likha Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.

160 chars (1 sms)


teacher

English Teacher: "Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai." Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai?? Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D

147 chars (1 sms)


grandmother

Sardar To Another Sardar: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. . . She's Eighty Now, And we don't know where the hell she is.

159 chars (1 sms)


Funny

GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SARDAR: Haan.
GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
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SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!

182 chars (2 sms)


Spinner

Sardarni ne sardar se kaha me kapre nichor nichor ker thak gye hun mujhe ek spinner chahiye to Sardar doosre din Shahid Afridi le aaya

141 chars (1 sms)


PANI GILA HO GAYA

SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA

SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA

154 chars (1 sms)


Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya? Sardar: Apple Khanay bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

169 chars (2 sms)


a sardar to another:name 5 animals livin

a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water. sardar:1 frog. 2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus, sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa

135 chars (1 sms)


A sardar in a pizza hut

Sardar orders pizza. Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

114 chars (1 sms)


Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House. SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Who is the father of second !

141 chars (1 sms)


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