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Sardar sms; 254 messages

hamay Malom nahi?

Sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

"Kia kehti hay?"

"Kehti hay

'I LOVE U 2'

pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.

150 chars (1 sms)


BV & ?

Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya

Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha

Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:

BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
JATA.

171 chars (2 sms)


Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,

Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

210 chars (2 sms)


Dua Kha KAr Sojaoy!

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao

139 chars (1 sms)


Doctor!!!!

Doctor

“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”



Sardar

“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”

112 chars (1 sms)


Plz Try Letter!

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
.
.
Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”

152 chars (1 sms)


pathan ke bv!

Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya

PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the

Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.

162 chars (2 sms)


sardar Bought A New Mobile.

sardar Bought A New Mobile. Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao.. Sardar Bazar Gya Aur Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya

134 chars (1 sms)


sardar or pathan

SARDAR: Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay Se Maar Do:)

110 chars (1 sms)


aj mn ne tmhari bv ko

Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha! 4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai, tmhri bhabi hy wo Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

160 chars (1 sms)


a tiger killed a sardar in zoo

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo. A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd? . . Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha "ini wadi billi" :-D

159 chars (1 sms)


sardar apna radio theek karwanay

Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya. Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha. Sardar: Theek Hai, Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)

178 chars (2 sms)


beta 2 bistar kiun lagay

*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay? Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn. Sardar: Kon? Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)

158 chars (1 sms)


sardar ka padosi mar gaya

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. Sardar: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

159 chars (1 sms)


sardar apni shadi pe

Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai? Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi

157 chars (1 sms)


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