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Sardar sms; 254 messages

Santa Aur Zandu

Santa Aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai?





Ek Sardar Hai
Aur
Dusra Asardar Hai !

89 chars (1 sms)


Sardar : Mobile Me

Sardar : Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...

Dukandar : Memory Card Ha??

Sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card Chalega??

125 chars (1 sms)


In A 1OO Meter

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
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2


3


Start.


All Started Runing Except Santa.


Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?


Santa:My No Is 4!
:D

161 chars (2 sms)


Santa Kone Me

Santa Kone Me Chup Ke
Mobile Pe
Aahista Se Baat Kar Raha Tha

Banta : Ladki Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa : Maa Kasam
Ladki Nahi,Mangetar He

144 chars (1 sms)


Santa to Banta-

Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-

Gud News
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya

Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SAPNA tha

126 chars (1 sms)


Circus ka maalik

Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)

165 chars (2 sms)


Santa: So

Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog''s brother.

124 chars (1 sms)


Santa:Aaj kisine mere

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

136 chars (1 sms)


Sardar Ko Elecrtic

Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai



Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?




Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->

173 chars (2 sms)


Aik Sardar ki 10

Aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja
kar uskay ghar ek beta hua.
Sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH. !

194 chars (2 sms)


Santa - My wife

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

147 chars (1 sms)


Have you eaten

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?
Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..

sardaarni: dont try to lie,
know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;->

165 chars (2 sms)


Shaadi mein Khana

Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)

196 chars (2 sms)


Santa-Mujhe Us

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

153 chars (1 sms)


Santa-Mujhe Us

Santa-Mujhe Us Ladki Se Bachao

Banta-Kya Hua

Santa-Jb Se Maine Kaha

''Dil Cheer K Dekh Tera Hi Naam Hoga''

Wo Chaku Le K Pichhe Hi Pad Gayi H

153 chars (1 sms)


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