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e.g. faraz, sardar, etc.

Sardar sms; 254 messages

Sardar Ji Ne Apni

Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"

Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"

Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata
Di" ;->

160 chars (1 sms)


Santa-Tum Meri Shad

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga

129 chars (1 sms)


Ik sarda

Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P

128 chars (1 sms)


Tech: jab bijli chamkti

Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?


Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......

143 chars (1 sms)


Santa Platfrom k

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...

116 chars (1 sms)


1 Sardar Train main

1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

Cheecker:- Ticket Please..
Sardar:- Nahin Hai..
Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)

160 chars (1 sms)


Santa: B0llywo0d

Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,
Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.
Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,
Or To Or Local
T.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.
Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.
Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?
Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!

254 chars (2 sms)


Santa Banta Se

Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?

Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->

130 chars (1 sms)


Sardar School Ma S

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.

Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->

150 chars (1 sms)


Santa ko police

Santa ko police

kyu Pakda??

Guess Why?
?

?

Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K helmet Pehna
tha

102 chars (1 sms)


Teacher

Teacher : Y didn''t U do Ur homework?


Santa: I''m in d hostel,

how can i do HOME work?

95 chars (1 sms)


Dr Sahab Plastic

Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega

Dr:5 lakh

Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?

108 chars (1 sms)


Santa- Y DO V

Santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?

Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak

97 chars (1 sms)


Sardar put his pencil

Sardar put his pencil in a

bottle of HORLICKS!


Why?



He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper

115 chars (1 sms)


Dukaandar

Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub Chalega







SANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala Nahi

Likhnewala PEN Chahiye

116 chars (1 sms)


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