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Line Maarne ka tareeka

Line maarne k boht saare tareekey hein jin meinse 3 mandarja zail hain. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1)Pen se, 2)Pencil se, 3)Marker se. Think Positive Yaar

158 chars (1 sms)


Kamran Akmal's Wife

Kamran Akmal's wife teaching her son ABCD: A for Akmal, B for Ball, C for Catch, D for Drop.

92 chars (1 sms)


She is my Cousin

A boy was going with his Girlfriend, a friend asked:Who is she ? . . Boy:My cousin. . . . . . . . . . . Friend smiled & said:Last year she was my cousin.

153 chars (1 sms)


1st post

Wasi shah¤
¤Nazar jab tum se milti he.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Bas ek dharrkan dharrakti he
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Tumhen milney se pehley.
Me boht sajta sanwrta hon.
Magar jab tum sanwartey ho.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Me aksar kitabon pe Tera hi naam likhta hon.
Magr kuch tum jo likhtey ho,
Me khud ko bhool jata hon
Me aksar ye hi kehta honktum se pyar karta hon
Magar jab tum ye kehtey ho,
Me dunya bhol jata hun.

443 chars (3 sms)


Night Club

A boy went to a night club, His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ? Boy:Yes,I saw . . . . . . . . . Dad.

152 chars (1 sms)


Khush ikhlaqi

Khush ikhlaqi Pakeeza Nasab ki daleel hay Ghalat baat pay ghussa sharafat ki nishani hay Lekin ghussay ko pee jana momin ki nishani hay!

136 chars (1 sms)


Abhi kahan ho ?

Girl to Boyfriend:Mein kal tumse nahi mil sakti. Boy:Thek hai mein tumhara gift kisi aur ko de deta hun.... Girl:Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,abhi kahan ho ?

164 chars (2 sms)


Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field" Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field. Teacher:What is this ? Student:Ladies First

166 chars (2 sms)


Daarling

Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ? . . . Wife:Because . . . . . i married the wrong man.

123 chars (1 sms)


Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha, Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ? Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai, Subha BV se jhagra huwa, Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi, Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya, Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi, Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

481 chars (4 sms)


Mallang to nahi...?

Maine jab bhi apko dekha.... Hanste dekha, Muskraty dekha, Aap har waqt khush hi rehty ho, Kahin aap..... . . . . . . MALLANG TO NAHI ?

139 chars (1 sms)


Lassi aap peety nahi

Mezbaan: Lassi aap peety nahi, Chai hum pilaty nahi, Roti ka time nahi, Botal ka mosam nahi, Ab batain apki kya khidmat karein ? . . . Mehmaan: To phir bas Easyload hi karwa dein.

183 chars (2 sms)


Go to Hell

Just go to hell . yes you . u only ! . because only you can change . hell into heaven by your sweetness.!

105 chars (1 sms)


100 rupey chura liye thy

Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.

173 chars (2 sms)


Someone loves to see u Smiling

Smile in Pleasure Smile in Pain Smile when trouble pours like Rain Smile when someone Hurts U Smile because SOMEONE still Loves to see u Smiling

144 chars (1 sms)


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