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lahore walo

Lah0re waaaaaaalllllooooooooo. . . . . . . . . . Mera agla target 14 feb hy Hahahaaahahhha….:P From Rehman Malik…:-P

117 chars (1 sms)


jab tak zinda hain

Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe, Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k. . . . . . . . Aglay din karenGe, . Maar dO Maar dO zalimO Haly tay wia v ni h0ya.;-(

159 chars (1 sms)


puzzle

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai. Car ka No. 2989 hai, jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa? Its challenge 4 u. . . . . . . . . Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 [Nawasi]]

212 chars (2 sms)


pathan ki beti

1 cheetay ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia I LOVE YOU Cheeta ghuse ma beti se kehta hy: jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->

166 chars (2 sms)


hum aur aap

Hum "MOHABBAT" wale, Ap husn wale Hum "DIL" wale, Ap dolat wale Hum "SMS" krne wale OR Ap sirf . . . Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!

143 chars (1 sms)


dard bhara sms

Ooi aa uff maa aai aah mmm aaa ouch aa haye uff aa i maa bas aa maa ouch i uff ooh bara dard hai, mere iss SMS main, tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.:-D

153 chars (1 sms)


5 mushkil tareen kam

Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam 1-Hathi Ko dhakka lgana 2-Machar Ki malish karna 3-Chiunti ko kiss karna 4-Zrafey Ki gardan dabana 5-Ap Se SmS ki tawaqa rakhna

155 chars (1 sms)


win bumper prizes

sms ME and win BUMPER PRIZES PLASMA TV . . ka khali dabba FERRARI CAR . . ka photo SINGAPORE JANE . . wale plane ko bye bye ka moukka aur . . mera sath dinner . . wo bhi aap k ghar par

192 chars (2 sms)


happy nice person day

Happy World's Nice Persons Day! . . Ye Msg Un logon ko Send Karo jo is buri Dunya Main Rehtay Huye Bhi Nice Hain. . Maine Aapko Kar Diya. . . . Ghalti Se. Sorry. :-P

165 chars (2 sms)


roti vs sms

ROTI V/S SMS 2000 1 sms 7 Rs 1 roti 2 Rs 2003 1 sms 5 Rs 1 roti 2.5 Rs 2005 1 sms 2 Rs 1 roti 3 Rs 2008 1 sms 0.23 paisa 1 roti 5 Rs 2009 700 sms 7 Rs 1 roti 7 Rs . . . . . . 2015 No roti Only sms

215 chars (2 sms)


saaf saaf baat

Bas bohot hogaya.. . Ab Apko Bura lagay to Sorry Mene neeche Saaf Saaf likh dia hai.. . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . ! . "SAAF SAAF"

129 chars (1 sms)


6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN 1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22 2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it 3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions 4.Guns function normal everyday 5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it 6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)

323 chars (3 sms)


jawani aur barhapa

Techer: jawani or buraphay main faraq batao. Student: Jawani main mobile main haseenoun k number hotay hain or buraphay main hakeemoun k...:p

143 chars (1 sms)


girls are selfish

Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish" ... When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me. I Allowed & Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p

161 chars (2 sms)


commerce ki larki

Ek Commerce ki Larki gaali kese de gi? Salay Bounced Cheque. Zameen pe Liability. Pedaishi Bad Debit. Insolvent Aadmi Itna maarongi k teri Balance Sheet bhi Telly nahi hogi.

179 chars (2 sms)


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tum na khush fehmiyoon mein ..

close ur eyes... think abt ..

mere haathki lakeerain to kh..

Sad Ghazal

chaht marz banti ja rahi

Meri Ek Naak Hy Aankhe''n Hy..

Love lost is still love

HaRdEsT MoMeNt Is

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