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Baghat aur bagawan

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

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connecting people

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye toh us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Uss rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal.

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pyaar mein kuch bhi

Main ne kaha k pyar mein kuch b kr sakta hn, Us ny muskra k kaha hmara is dfa bijli ka bil tum dna, <(‘,’) O MAIN TO AYNWI AYNWI AYNWI AYNWI LUT GYA.

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tum nay kaha tha ab meri

Yar bohot afsos ha muje tum pe ma tu tum pa itna bharosa krta tha aur tum ne mery aitemaad ko tor dya ha tum ko pata ha k tum ny bohot bara jhout bola hy muj sy. Tum ny kaha tha k ab meri koi lover nai ha tu.. . . . . phr yay kon hai??? (\./) /.”.)”^——;”; \,,/”(gulabo)\ …….//\\ //\\

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fresh juice ka dibba

?<"""?> ?<__?> Fresh Orange Juice Ka dibba Bheja Hai JUST 4 U Khali Hai.. Paon Maar Kar “Patakha” Baja Lena

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aik larkay nay aik aur larki ko call ki

1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki ko call ki Larka:Hello Jaan I Love U Larki: Sachi Larka: Muchi Larki: 100 Ka Load Kara Do Please Larka: Sorry Baji rong number!

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1 yehi baat mujhy chain se sony nahi deti.

1 yehi baat mujhy chain se sony nahi deti. “DOST” K pakistan bhar ki auraton ko Aetemad ariel par Q hy. (,”)/’hum mar <\/ gya hen _/\_ kya??

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3 saal k bachay ki definition

?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai: ? ? Pyar ?? Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy. Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata, Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:-

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extreme kamina bacha

Extreme Kamina Baccha.. . . . . Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ?? . . . . Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ?? . . . . . . Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..

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sab ko send krain

“SUB KO SEND KREN PLZ” @ Gujrat k sath 1 elaaqa jiska name “Lala Mussa” hy. Wahan 1 insaan Paida huwa hai jo andy deta hai.. (Astaghfirullah) . . . . . . . . . Wo b 100 Rupy Darjan… =D

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tera blood group kia hay?

OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy? JADi Bta YR Abi . . . . . . . . . . . Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka khoon hi chalay ga……

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smallest leave application

Smallest Leave Application by a Child: . . . . . . . . . Dear Sir, Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga! :’( Nahi Aaunga :’( Nahi Aaunga :’( Thank U… Bas nahi aaunga

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socho us waqt

Soch us wqt meray Dil pe kaya guzra hogi “D_G” Jb us ne ghoom k meri taraf daikha or boli: Ezcuze me….. “PAd” Ap ne maara hy?

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valentine qareeb hai

Valentine Day Bhi Qarib hai Dosto…. . From Apka apna . . . . . Rehman malik smjh tey gye o gey tussi… A silent msg for All LOVERS

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sonehri baat

“SONEHRI BAAT” “NAIKI” Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya Karo Jaisay Log “Shadi” Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain..

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