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interview with pathan

Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha: Sindhi se: Q: Taleem A: B.A Q: Pakistan kab bana? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai. Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai? A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain. Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye. Pathan se: Q: Naam? A: B.A Q: Kab Paida huwe? A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai. Q: Baap ka Naam? A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain

434 chars (3 sms)


FUNNY...

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!

145 chars (1 sms)


PATHAN...

Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan,

227 chars (2 sms)


HusbaNd...

Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

134 chars (1 sms)


IQ of 50

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor:D.

58 chars (1 sms)


How did Bill and Hillary

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.

96 chars (1 sms)


koi mannat mango beta

Peer, Beta, Koi Mannat Maango . Mureed, Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un- Married Kar Dein. . Peer, Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat Na Mango,,,

130 chars (1 sms)


kuch nae howa tha

Year 1963 - - - Aug 3rd - - - Evening, 07:48 - - - Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha. Chalo apna kaam karo! Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!

130 chars (1 sms)


aap kay ghar zurur ayen gaye

Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge, Har pal aayenge, Har waqt aayenge, Din bhar aayenge, Aur - - - - Aur - - - - Aur - - - - Aur - - - - Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…

160 chars (1 sms)


JACKIE CHEN ki Saas

JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai? - - - - - - - “VICKS” Kyunki - - - - - - VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.

104 chars (1 sms)


SAJJAA TAY KHABBA

Very True Lines… Hamesha yaad Rakhain K Zindagi main hamesha 2 hi morr aatay hain . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SAJJAA TAY KHABBA….:-)

140 chars (1 sms)


humnain us ki doli sajae hai

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai, Humne uski doli sajai hai, Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!

150 chars (1 sms)


aap ki girl friend k saharay

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

150 chars (1 sms)


mainay tumhain piyaar kiya

Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…

147 chars (1 sms)


vibration ka kamal

Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai Hamara room room machal jata hai Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai Yeh tumhara sms ka kasoor nahi hai Yeh toh mobile ki vibration ka kamaal hai

170 chars (2 sms)


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