Search SMS
e.g. faraz, sardar, etc.

Funny sms; 9386 messages

Muj se Shadi karo gi?

Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi? Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi? Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy! Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy? Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache. Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p

157 chars (1 sms)


Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga! Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga! Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga. Aur tumhe kya chahiye? Girl: chawlaan na mar Dost da numbr de..:p:p

299 chars (2 sms)


Kaha Hai Garib

id 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko Dene Hen.. . . . Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ?? . . . Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech Raha Hai..:p:p

144 chars (1 sms)


Wo samne walon ka larka

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka mujhey bohat tang krta hai Dad:Main abhi usey police k hawaley krwata hoon ta k usey sakht saza miley Girl:Oh no Dad, Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil saza dena chahti hoon Dad:Kiya matlab Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein Dad:Waah beti waah, intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

332 chars (3 sms)


Is dress ka kya price hai

Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ?? . . . Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss, . . Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ?? . . . Shopkeeper:”10 kiss.. . . . . Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi dengi..:p:p

186 chars (2 sms)


High Class Insult

High Class Insult . . Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho. . . . . . . . . . . Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.

172 chars (2 sms)


Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina

Arz kia Hai! Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina. wah wah! Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina. Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy, MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha

145 chars (1 sms)


Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend

Teacher - Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend, kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge..? . . . . . . . . . . Student – Marne do dono ko.! . . . . . Teacher- kyu.? . . . . . . ? Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the

233 chars (2 sms)


I’m engaged with someone

Boy- I Love you. . . Girl- I’m engaged with someone and i have a boyfriend & i also have 2 serious afairs. . . Boy(after long thinking) “DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”

172 chars (2 sms)


Pakistani And American

Pakistani And American A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School. Teacher : Whats Your Name ? Boy : Ahmad Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today. Boy Went Home. Mom Asked: How Was The Day Ahmad. Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny. Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up. Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised. Teacher :What Happend Johnny? Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

475 chars (3 sms)


We live in a "COUNTRY"

We live in a "COUNTRY" 1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services. 2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free 3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath. 4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon 5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless. Wat a NATION! Spread the awareness the change v need, Wake up PAKISTAN

456 chars (3 sms)


Baap re baap

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khuwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Darawna khuwab? Baap re Baap

143 chars (1 sms)


April fool

YOUR NAME YOUR FAME YOUR PERSONALITY YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR VIEWS But keep in mind, April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...

129 chars (1 sms)


Idiots

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.

113 chars (1 sms)


Attendence

Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

139 chars (1 sms)


Hottest SMS Messages this week

way gujra way way gujra way.

Main Hoon Aur Afsurdagi

Agar basanti ki mausi thakur..

sitaray teri aankhain

mjhe har roz

Ladki Boli

Maut Par Bhi Hai

A day is going to

Maza da jwand me

SHART

Existing Users Login
User ID  
Password  
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook