Funny sms; 9386 messages
Arranged marriage :-
Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
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Total - 10,50,000 RS
Love marriage :-
RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo
Total 180 RS
Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka
Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
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GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?
TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge
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Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..
Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.
=P:)
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WhaT IS Emotion?????
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Your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes car and you don't know whether to laugh or cry :S
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This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile.....
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Confused????
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NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL YOUR NICK NAMES.... :D :D :D
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chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???
Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....
Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???
Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D
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Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna
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Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....
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A Sweet Story
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why?
Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said
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Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha
Already physics main supply hai
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Mother: Beta aagey matt jao, wahan paani zyada gehra hy.
Beta: ammi myn wahan jana chahta hoon jahan abbu tair rahey hyn.
Mother: nahi beta ! un ki zindagi ka to beema ho chuka hy... :-D
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Rozay daro
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Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin
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mufti muniBurehman ney kaha hai
k rozy 30 rkahy jhey ghy
kisi ney pocha is saal kiyooon..
jawab mila
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Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo
ab bughtooo.
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I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or Blackberry ...
He Replied:
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Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!
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Teacher: Urdu mein translate karo,
"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"
Student:
"jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ...
Tabahi hy tabahi....
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Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
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Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
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Aur Bola:
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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
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Aur
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Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …
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