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Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P

335 chars (3 sms)


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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...

165 chars (2 sms)


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GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?

TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge

159 chars (1 sms)


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Young Man 2 Taxi Driver:
Bhai Speed Slow Kro
Mre 12 Chote Chote Bche Hain..

Taxi Driver:
Apni Speed Dekhi He.
=P:)

121 chars (1 sms)


WhaT IS Emotion?????

WhaT IS Emotion?????
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Your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes car and you don't know whether to laugh or cry :S

171 chars (2 sms)


Funny Nick Names by wiqdgr8

This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile..... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Confused???? .. .. .. NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL YOUR NICK NAMES.... :D :D :D

185 chars (2 sms)


student

chill man = Teacher to Student: How many Planets are there ??? Student: Mars, Venus, Jupitar..... Teacher: Aur Sunaaoo ??? Student: Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D

171 chars (2 sms)


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Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna . . . . . . . Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....

87 chars (1 sms)


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A Sweet Story Once a girl asked a boy: Why we have 2 units to measure weight, height, force, speed, distance etc. But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship, Why? Boy thought for a while, took her into arms, looked into her eyes and said . . . Dekh Janu, Dimagh mat kha Already physics main supply hai

305 chars (2 sms)


Life insurance..

Mother: Beta aagey matt jao, wahan paani zyada gehra hy. Beta: ammi myn wahan jana chahta hoon jahan abbu tair rahey hyn. Mother: nahi beta ! un ki zindagi ka to beema ho chuka hy... :-D

188 chars (2 sms)


raozay daro

Rozay daro . . . . . . Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin

68 chars (1 sms)


pepsi

mufti muniBurehman ney kaha hai k rozy 30 rkahy jhey ghy kisi ney pocha is saal kiyooon.. jawab mila , , , , , , , , Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo ab bughtooo.

164 chars (2 sms)


apple or blackberry

I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or Blackberry ... He Replied: . . . Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!

109 chars (1 sms)


teacher

Teacher: Urdu mein translate karo, "Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful" Student: "jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ... Tabahi hy tabahi....

139 chars (1 sms)


Pathan 1st on Jhaaz

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga. . Aur Bola: . Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon . Aur . Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

185 chars (2 sms)


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