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Begum:

1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..? Begum: Ap k pas.. Shekh: Aur mery bchy..? Wo b ap k pas hain.. Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!

160 chars (1 sms)


Bolo Baby

Lrka apni Girl Friend se: Meri Bachi Meri shonu Meri Gurya Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi? Bolo Baby Girl: Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...

146 chars (1 sms)


"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...

"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya... * * * * * Poocha Jaga To Hans K Kaha Kwaab me Aajana.. * (',')dekha kitni <))\funter _l?bachi hy yaar..

147 chars (1 sms)


Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan

Kisi ko Chahny ki 8 Nishaniyan . 1.Ap us k Sms baar baar parhty hen . 2.Ap us k saamny jaty huay Hich-Kichaty hen . 3Jub ap us k bary me sochty hen to ap ka DIL taiz dharakta hy . 4.Ap jub ys ki awaz sunty hen to Muskuraty hen . 6.Ap us k liye kch b kr skty hen . 7.Ye sms parhty waqt ap k dimagh me bs usi ka hi khyal hy . 8.Or ap usy sochny me itny masroof thay k ap ko pta hi nhi chala k point no.5 missing hy . Ye hoti hy"MUHABBAT"

435 chars (3 sms)


husband wife

Wife:Lagta hai Hamari Beti ki kisi Ladke k Saath Setting Ho Gayi h Husband:Wo kaise? Wife:Kafi Dino se ReCharge k Paise Nahi Mang Rahi Hai.

139 chars (1 sms)


santa banta

SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi, bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi.. BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..?? ... SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.

168 chars (2 sms)


husband and wife

Wife Or Husband Shop Se Niklay ! Ek Faqeer Bola : Shehzadii ! 5 Rupee dey doo, Andha Hon ... Husband : De do, Waqayi Andha hai

128 chars (1 sms)


kahi soh to nahi gaye?

Ek pal me bhula diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere saath the, abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?

129 chars (1 sms)


Ghalib

Wo ankh bohat payari thi jo hum ne us ko mari thi Wo joti bohat bahri thi jo us ne hume mari thi Hum to muft main e pit gaye Ghalib Hamain to ankhon ki bimari thi.

165 chars (2 sms)


confusing day in America?

Teacher to Sardar : Which is the most confusing day in America? Sardar: Thinking....... and Answere Fathers day!

113 chars (1 sms)


PATHAN 2 SARDAR

PATHAN 2 SARDAR: O! YARA TUMHAR SHUKRIYA KE TUM LO IS DUNIYA MIA AYA...... SARDAR: OEE WOH KU PAJI..... PATHAN: O! YARA AGAR TUM IS DUNIYA MAI NAHI HOTA NA TO SARA LATIFA HAMARE OPER BANTA

189 chars (2 sms)


jam

Us Bewafa Ki Yad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya

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Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha liya.

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Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi Nhi Hoty.. :p :D

171 chars (2 sms)


foreign trip

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

163 chars (2 sms)


interviewee

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

101 chars (1 sms)


Will u merry , after i die

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live with my sister. Wife : Will u marry , after i die . Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

155 chars (1 sms)


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