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Your Licence To Wear Black

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain, . . . Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay “Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

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sardar

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye, Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye? Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala? . Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

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COMING SOON …!!!

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,, Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,, Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke Faraz Sardar Aur Aapa Ab VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!! COMING SOON …!!!

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Kisey hor nu na dassin...

Agr Koi Tmhare Pas Aye Or Kahy "Tm Bewaqof Ho" To Koi Lmha Zaya Mat Krna, UsKo Grdan Se Pakrna Or Kehna . . Kisey Hor Nu Na Dassin. Teri mharbani.

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Chuhaa

EK "CHUHA" THA ? . ? ? ? , ! ? ? ( = + " ? " " . / ? * Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya.. wrna itna kuch likha tha Aapki tarif me k pucho hi mat.

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Zardari

Zardari : Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee… Pathan: Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.

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Dua

Allah Bachaye! Pagal BV Se. Or Purane TV Se. Dubai k Sheikh Se. Or Nayi k Shave Se. Orat ki Bewafai Se. Or Purani Mithai Se. Haram ki Kamai Se. Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.

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2 lovers in park

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes, Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now? Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..! “BHOOKAY”

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father n son

Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..? Son : Papa.. It was too difficult. Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper.. Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!

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Father:P

Lady On Fone Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd,Omg! ... R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son :P :D

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Pathan

PATHAN 100 K note par likha Numbre dial kar raha tha DOST:Ye kya kar rhe ho...? PATHAN:Mai dekh raha tha Quaid-e-Azam ka mobile ab kis k pas hay.....

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Sharabi

ek sharabi 3rd floor se niche gir gaya log us k ird gird jama hogae aur us se pochne lage- kya hua bhai? wo bola-pata nhi bhai main khud abi niche aya hn...!

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FARAZ

Ab tu sonay ko dil karta hai mera . FARAZ . . Jab sa kamray mein AC laga hai generator ka sath "Happy loadshding in Pakistan"

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Real Heart Touching Story

Real Heart Touching Story "A b0y sent the most expensive bird that c0uld speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his g.f. next day he asked about the gift. b.f:hows the bird??... g.f:very tasty:-)

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Pthan

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha. Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho? Rail guzri to mr jao ge. Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua, Rail kya cheez hy..?

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