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Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost..

Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost.. Boy; I love you tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you Moral Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli . . . .. . . . . . . . Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

514 chars (4 sms)


Drinkers Gang

Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.

Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?

141 chars (1 sms)


"MUJHE NAHI PATA"

TEACHER: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLASS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA TEACHER: SHABASH BAITH JAO...!

162 chars (2 sms)


School vs University

School vs University School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale, Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua, School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come, Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr, School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy, Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de, School=Class test me star, Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

491 chars (4 sms)


HUSBAND vs WIFE

As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000..

184 chars (2 sms)


HA HA..... "LOVE"

Love Happens Automatically. . . . Manual Working Of It Is Called Flirting.....

78 chars (1 sms)


CHOICE...

Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

145 chars (1 sms)


funny

MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai, Ab btayn kia khidmat karen? . . . . MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do

153 chars (1 sms)


URSS......

ek molvi england night club me chala giya wahan ja kar khoob nacha aur nachne k baad bola. oe! koi menu ae te dassey j a URSS kehrey baba gi da ae...!!!

160 chars (1 sms)


Winter Magic

"Winter magic" 1 glass me thanda pani lain or Usy Apney Qareeb Baithe shakhs pe dal den wo thanda pani usay garam kar dega aur wo uth kar apko thanda karega....!!

168 chars (2 sms)


Gali aor Zardari

Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay Zardari Keh Dain Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga Shukrya

154 chars (1 sms)


Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se …Dost… Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!

109 chars (1 sms)


VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!! COMING SOON …!!!

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,, Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,, Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke Faraz Sardar Aur Aapa Ab VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!! COMING SOON …!!!

144 chars (1 sms)


And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.

I Wish Someday I Can Spend My All Waking Moments With You And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(

97 chars (1 sms)


Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho 1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena Salman Sutta Peya Ae, Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

129 chars (1 sms)


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Wo Meri Pehli Mohabbat

Dil ko aata hai jb

*. .yaaaad. .*

pathan

Aik jagah se

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar

Chalo ab roothna choro

Life is like a Book:

way gujra way way gujra way.

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