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ALLAMA IQBAL & QUAID-E-AZAM

Neend aur susti hamare Dushman hain.(Allam Iqbal) Hamain apny Dushman se bhi pyar kerna chahiye.(Quaid-e-Azam) Ab batao benda BABA ki Maney ya CHACHA ki...!!!

160 chars (1 sms)


Meera

"I terrorist From My Soul Constipation". Tarjama "Mujhe dar lagta hy meri rooh qabaz hone".

93 chars (1 sms)


funny

tanha dekh k mjhse faraz ne kaha.. apka doston ne apko bhula dya hoga... mene muskra k jawab diya.... wo beawafa nai tharki hain kisi larki ka number hath agaya hoga........

251 chars (2 sms)


Load Shading

Load-Shedding Mein kya,kya zulam Nahi Huwe Humray saath.
Faraz...

Naala khench Dala kisi Zalim ne Generater ki Rassi samajh kar...!

135 chars (1 sms)


u r beautiful

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

162 chars (2 sms)


FUNNY

App Mujhay Aik jaga Se bohat Pyare Lagtay hain.? Malooum hai kahan Se ? . . . . DOOR SE

90 chars (1 sms)


Loadsheding . . . . .

31 December ko is Sal Karachi Mien Loadshiding Ka Akhri Din Hoga!!! Bohat Bohat Mubarak Ho! Congratulation! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Baqi Loadsheding Agley Saal 1st January 2012 Se start Hogi!!!

209 chars (2 sms)


kanjoos ashiq

Dil Torna ha Torr ja , muhkh morna hay mor ja, bus tuj sy ye iltija ha mari,,,,,,, mary tofay to wapis mor jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

127 chars (1 sms)


Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........

A Love Story Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street, Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office. Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness. 1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins they named them Johnson & Johnson Moral Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!

456 chars (3 sms)


This iz Cheating......

18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ? . . . . ......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no ! . . . 5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ? . . . . . 18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !! This iz Cheating..

214 chars (2 sms)


ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti....

Boy; I love you tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you Moral Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli . . . .. . . . . . . . Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

480 chars (3 sms)


Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu Girl : Kyu Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye ;->

152 chars (1 sms)


Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Reality Of OUR COUNTRY Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers. The 2nd class passed students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class. The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both. Last but not least The failure joins "UNDERWORLD" & Control all the Above

384 chars (3 sms)


Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna .. .. .. .. k .. .. .. .. .. cream biscuit main cream hoti hai lekin .. .. .. .. .. .. tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...

164 chars (2 sms)


This iz Cheating..

18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ? . . . . ......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no ! . . . 5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ? . . . . . 18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !! This iz Cheating..

214 chars (2 sms)


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