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Application

FEes Maafi ki Application To The principal' High school. Sir, seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay, 500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li. 250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya. 150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya. 300 science vali miss per shart har gaya. Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai, par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai. Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka raaz faash shukriya.

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Dunya ka sab se romentic mulk

Dunya ka sab se Romentic Mulk kon sa hai?????? . . . . . Pakistan Kyun? ? ? kyun ka yahan har ghar me rozana candle light dinner hoti hai. thank you Wapda

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women never understand

Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.

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Bachi chalak nikali

Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe? Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do. Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker

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Dushman

Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ? . . . . . . . . Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!

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Son:papa jab

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai? Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

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Dil Cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard

Dil Cheer k B Dekho Ge To Dard Dhoond Na Pao GA DOST Q K . . . Dard Mere Dil Mai Nahi "Sar" Mai Hy (,")>/)( <"\_ UuFF penadol hai tmhary pas...

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~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut

*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si? FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich. Sardar: Oh Tu Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)

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Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek

Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir, Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!

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Kuch Iss Tarah Usne Mujhe

Kuch Iss Tarah Usne Mujhe Bewaqoof Bana Diya "FARAZ", . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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Full Mental

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?" Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa. Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy. Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa? Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

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Aik jagah se

Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho. Wife(khush ho k): Kahan se? Husband: dooooooooooooor se...

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English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack

English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack... The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD, The Ugliest Is Called SWANN, The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR, The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON, The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON, The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT. But They Got One Right : The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D

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mahmood o ayaz na akati par

mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz

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faraz

Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ... Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye

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