Funny sms; 9386 messages
1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia
malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di
murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea
Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
261 chars (2 sms)
1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se kaha
Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo
pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.
143 chars (1 sms)
Albert Einstien önce said:
I can calculate every thing even the velocity of light..
But
.
... ... .
.
I can't calculate the timing of loadsheding in pakistan... :-D
165 chars (2 sms)
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
.
.
... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
.
.
"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!
173 chars (2 sms)
Mene dil se pucha:
Mujhe rat bhr neend q nahi ati?
Mere dil ne kaha
Dramy baz ,Tu dopehr ko jo so jata ha
<('.')Oh shit
(0)>
/"\ Me samja pyar ho gaya hai mujhe,,;,
170 chars (2 sms)
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
259 chars (2 sms)
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
163 chars (2 sms)
'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'
157 chars (1 sms)
Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
159 chars (1 sms)
jisko b daikha hy rotay huwe dekha hy
"DOST"
ye mohabbt kisi tissue company ki saazish tou nhi ....:)
124 chars (1 sms)
Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho Pathan: §ir §chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi
154 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Ka baita Awaaz badal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy.. "Maira baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta" Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay sy ßola.. Tum Kon baat Ker Rahay Hou? bacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu baat Ker Rahay Hain..
241 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua? Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai. Like
151 chars (1 sms)
Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
155 chars (1 sms)
"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)
121 chars (1 sms)