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1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea Moral: ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi

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bomber

1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se kaha Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.

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Albert Einstien önce said:

Albert Einstien önce said: I can calculate every thing even the velocity of light.. But . ... ... . . I can't calculate the timing of loadsheding in pakistan... :-D

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hahahahaha

Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression : . . ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say, "Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??" And the ans is : . . "Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!

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pyar

Mene dil se pucha: Mujhe rat bhr neend q nahi ati? Mere dil ne kaha Dramy baz ,Tu dopehr ko jo so jata ha <('.')Oh shit (0)> /"\ Me samja pyar ho gaya hai mujhe,,;,

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Why I Hate C.I.D :(

Why I Hate C.I.D :( An Example: LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha??? LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha. ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

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PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

What is the Colour of Frequency? Ans: Purple How? Frequency=1/time means 1/sec 1sec = Ek Pal 1/Pal= Per Pal Per Pal= PURPLE..! PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

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Me Padosi Se love Karta Hu

'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'

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papu

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai? Santa: Pata nahi. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.

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mohabbat

jisko b daikha hy rotay huwe dekha hy "DOST" ye mohabbt kisi tissue company ki saazish tou nhi ....:)

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schol ki bell

Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho Pathan: §ir §chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi

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pathan ka beta.

Pathan Ka baita Awaaz badal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy.. "Maira baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta" Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay sy ßola.. Tum Kon baat Ker Rahay Hou? bacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu baat Ker Rahay Hain..

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google khan

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua? Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai. Like

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colg ki larki

Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

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"Sunehri Baat"

"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo jaisy log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)

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