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Funny sms; 9386 messages

Purani Kahawat hai

Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??

Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???

168 chars (2 sms)


Are utho…

Are utho…

Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?

Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?

Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?

Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna

Mein so raha hoon..

170 chars (2 sms)


Hockey oR Cricket Mai faraK ?

hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???

Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai

Jab ke

Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…

142 chars (1 sms)


Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai, Funny

Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,

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Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Lafz Lafz Lafz

Kafi hain ya aur likhon?

148 chars (1 sms)


A dirty msg

A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz

166 chars (2 sms)


KfC Price.....

KFC New Prices.

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

163 chars (2 sms)


funnyyyyyyyyY....

Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

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tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?

110 chars (1 sms)


funny

Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

117 chars (1 sms)


adat se hay

Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

Kya karOn Adat se hay!

199 chars (2 sms)


Wrong number

Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..

172 chars (2 sms)


FUNNY

Dr. To Patient's Friend:
Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
Hum Isey Bacha Lete. . .
Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
Hua Hy . .

157 chars (1 sms)


Mujay b send karo

‘Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy…, Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty hain…. Mujhy b msg send kr.

137 chars (1 sms)


Baba Saxi

Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola. Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai. 1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota. 2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.

224 chars (2 sms)


God Created Millions

God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks.. But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted. Then He Started Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl C, Ctrl V

148 chars (1 sms)


Santa Ko Ek Bar

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola. Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.” Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola. Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

297 chars (2 sms)


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