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Yar ek numbr hy, is pe call kr k pta kro k ye kon hy? Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. Sala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy. Numbr ye hai " 15 "

144 chars (1 sms)


dosti

Dosti pake dosti eve ni nibhai jandi, is dost nimane di tenu kade yaad ni andi, har vale kara pehala mein hi sms, je tu kar dawe ki teri shaan ghat jandi

153 chars (1 sms)


bestiiiiii

Super Killer Joke . . Boy and girl are sitting.. . 2 dogs kissed each other . Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii?????? . . Girl- ok, par sambhal ke.., kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :

195 chars (2 sms)


think

"Ek idea jo badl de apki duniya..............:P Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye... To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke... . . ... . . . . . . . socho k... Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye.............................:P:p

228 chars (2 sms)


intelligent Boy

Boy: I L U Girl: Can You Please Spell It Out Just Makes It More Special (: Boy: Im Leaving You -___- :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

124 chars (1 sms)


Light kab aye ge ?

2 Dost
Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.


year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen


year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi


year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai


year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..:

467 chars (3 sms)


Height Of Thinking

Height Of Thinking Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. .. . . . . . . 1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!. . . . . 2nd Friend: No Waaaaays ! If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again We Have To Study From

209 chars (2 sms)


Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV

Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya. Dost Ne Itni Bri Family Dekh K Ghusay Mn Kaha: Haya ty Nhi Ayi? Sardar: Nai yar, Ohda Paper C.

158 chars (1 sms)


KAKA GAL SUN

(-.-)/’ <)( Kaka Gal _/\_ Sun . . . . . . . Masjid Wichun 3 Lotey Fie Gaib Ney, (-.-)/’ <)( Baaz _/\_ kyu nal

109 chars (1 sms)


pathan

pathan went for interview officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY' pathan:night officer:cool pathan:warm officer:ugly pathanpichli officer:I said ''UGLY'' pathan:I said ''PICHLI'' officer:Oh my god. pathan:Oh my devil. officer:Get out Pathan:Come in officer:U r rejected. pathan:I m selected. officer:keep quiet. pathan:speak tight. Officer:Go to hell Pathan:come to paradise. officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay. pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay. officer:police ko bhulao. pathan:fauj ko bhulao. officer:uffff pathan:tuffff officer:purrrr. pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr. kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.

611 chars (4 sms)


BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR EXAM

All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

158 chars (1 sms)


DON’T FORGET OLD FRIENDS

New Friends are like POEM but Old Friends are like ALPHABETS so don’t Foget the ALPHABETS as these are required to sing a POEM.

127 chars (1 sms)


FAMILY TRADITION

Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot! Sam: It’s a family tradition. Teacher: What do you mean? Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher. Teacher: What about your mother? Sam: She’s a woman.

210 chars (2 sms)


HOW TO EXERCISE YOUR BRAIN

2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. “See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea. That is how to exercise your brain..!

299 chars (2 sms)


Police and car driver

Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?" car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga" pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo. ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai." uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge." Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi- "bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "

495 chars (4 sms)


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