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-The sooner the better. -Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai. -Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here. -Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay. -Absence makes a heart go fonder. -Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal -Fight for your rights. -Sbar ka phal metha hota hai. -As wise as an Owl. -Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D

330 chars (3 sms)


Door

When one door closes, another door opens. That's when you realize that . .. ... you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!

118 chars (1 sms)


Pathan

Ak pathan ki shade hue wo apney biwe k pas giya biwe ne kha kya chahtey hu muj se pathan itraa kr bola bs rozana ak Naswa ka packet

134 chars (1 sms)


Ghar waliii

Dosti Kro College wali se Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

172 chars (2 sms)


Student

Student Life is the Best Life Police wala:Double saware par pabande h or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho??? Student prechany se peeche dakty hue heen 4 ....Oye begairto 5wan kithy sut aye O... Onnay te rotii khawni c....

212 chars (2 sms)


Panjabi Women

''A punjabi women talking in english to a Docter About Sick Child my Kaka is ill ek Week Da, Na eat da,na Sleep da, Bs weep Da teh Cheekh da, nl nak v leak da

158 chars (1 sms)


Gul Khan

Mareez: Docter shahib yeh Dawa to kahin se nye mil rahe Dr Gul Khan:Oooo ho...... dawai likhna to hum bhol gaya yeh to hamara signature hai

139 chars (1 sms)


Wrong

When a Guy does Something Wrong... Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/ When a Girl does Something Wrong... Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!! Boy : I can't believe you did this. Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!! Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

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Pathan

Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey ki jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye Teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo Techer ne kya kuch nye huta PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE Chlo khair h ma b daal leeta hu

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Massege from

Kantey bahrey raston par ap ka kon sath de gaaa Ami\Abo Sister\Brother Wife\Husband Sirf o sirf ap ki Chappal A silent Massege By Feeqa Mochi...

147 chars (1 sms)


funny

Aik Pathan ne kisi larki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehna he keh doon. larki: bolo Pathan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.

114 chars (1 sms)


funny sms

Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..

118 chars (1 sms)


moti biwi

chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati

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wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho

wo darakht kia jis mey daali na ho, wo baag kia jis mey maali na ho, wo ghar kia jis mey gharwali na ho, or wo mard kia jis ki bahirwali na ho

143 chars (1 sms)


bijli chali gai

jisey dil diya wo dili chali gai jisey piar kia wo poona chali gai jisey ishq kia wo itly chali gai majboor hoker socha khudkushi ker loon per bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai.

190 chars (2 sms)


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