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radio says

Man: U cheated me... Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u. Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan but the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!

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mango

Peer: Beta koi mannat mango Mureed: Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain Peer: Bet mannat maango jannat naheen

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what you can do

Smile is the Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips... Of Course you know the first one :) ? ? ? ? Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut! :-)

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dulhan ka mngater

1 Shadi MeiN DulhAn Ka Phle ManGetr Bhi SaJ DhaJ K AyA Hua Tha Ksi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap DuLha hO? Usny kaha Nhi Me Semi Final MeiN Har Gya Tha Runner Up Hn

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Doston ki pehchan

Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai Fraz… Wo sb se aagy hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain. (.”)/’ <¡:¡ oy ik plate _/ /_ edhr v.

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Panni ko ullu bna dia

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia… Friend:wo kaise…?? Pathan:o yara! Subha hum nay pani garam kia or thanday pani sey naha lia

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Supply Plz

Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! :-) )

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funny

Hello G G,G Acha G Han G Acha Acha Really Na Oye Phir Sachi Phir Haan Kaise Acha G Haan Kia? Oh Nahi G Sorry Wrong Number..

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Sardar rocks

Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name . teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.

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Santa Banta

Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. Banta: Main bhi! Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

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Paheli.

Andhy ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gaya, gonge ne dekh lia, ab batao k gonga andhy ko kesy bataye ga k us ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gya hai.

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Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy., Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;) Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; , Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-) Teacher shocked… :

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chanda

Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga. Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai? Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

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Molvi

Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees? Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do. Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya. Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-

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btao tmhe main kitni achchi

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon Husband : Bahut Zyada Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

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chaht marz banti ja rahi

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