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ferrari ki sawari

Boy : Wts ur name? Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....

247 chars (2 sms)


nafsiati tha

Shakespeare Said: "Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage." . . . Samajh Aaya Kuch? . . Nahi Na? . . . Ulti Seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha... . Nafsiyati Tha Salaa...

175 chars (2 sms)


movie names

Agar English Movies Pakistani Produce karte to un ke nam Khch youn Hotae 1. Cliff Hanger: Latakda Gujjar 2. Superman: Udan aala Gujjar 3. Men in Black: Kala Gujjar 3. Rambo : Khooni Gujjar 4. Revenge: Gujjar da inteqaam 5. Spiderman: Jaaley aala Gujjar 6. Evil Dead: Gujjar di Moat..

285 chars (2 sms)


miss call thi

Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka . . . Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko.... . . . ? ? Miss call hi karta raha ..!!

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kanjoos hajji

1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor se DUA mangne lga "YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA . . . 2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."

131 chars (1 sms)


khush naseeb

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain.. . . Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi?? . . Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga?? . . . Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...

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secret of living happily

The secret of a happy married life... . . . . . . . . . . . Oye, hoye, Sadqe jaun shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini??

136 chars (1 sms)


women

Every women faces two major problems When ever she open womenher almari Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh

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my nose

Aoouchhh movement;) When i tried to hug the most sweet person on earth... And my nose hit the mirror Aoouuchhh;)

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siut acha hai

Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai . Girl: Thanks . . Boy: Lipstick b achi hai . Girl: Thanks . . Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai . Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN" . . Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P

192 chars (2 sms)


light aa rahi hai?

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola LIGHT AARAHI HAI? Nurse: No Bacha Bola: Oh no PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..

109 chars (1 sms)


shaddi

Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye... . . . Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti

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ejaad main farq

Teacher: Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy? Student: Mere baap ne meri maa ko Daryaft kya aur phr dono ne mil kr mujhy Ejad kya

137 chars (1 sms)


nurse bohut achi hai

Mareez: ap ki nurse bhot ache hai... us ne hath lagaiya or mai thek ho gaiya..!!!! :) . . Doctor: pata hai "THAPER" ki awaz ander tak aye the...!!! :P

152 chars (1 sms)


kya peo gay

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy: Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam? Mehman: Thanda. Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi? Mehmaan: Pepsi Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me? Mehmaan: Glass me. Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala? Mehmaan: Design wala. Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala. Mehman: Flowers wala. Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala. Mehman: Chambeli wala. Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

441 chars (3 sms)


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