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Insult sms; 222 messages

aap yahan maze

aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.

167 chars (2 sms)


Fresh Orange Juice

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lorange l
l juice l
l______l

Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..







Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo

129 chars (1 sms)


Jabse Tumhe dekha

Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,

Mera

Raat ko

Din ko

Subha ko

Sham ko

Khate waqt

Peete waqt

Sote waqt

Jagte waqt



Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!

165 chars (2 sms)


Humko hami se

Humko hami se chura lo
dil main kahin tum chhupa lo
hum akelay ho na jayen
door tum se ho na jaayen

paas aao

paas aao

paas aao


rukoooooooooooo!



pehlay achi tarha naha ke aao

198 chars (2 sms)


Scientists all over

Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......

129 chars (1 sms)


Khobsurat phoolon

Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.

183 chars (2 sms)


Tez hawa ka j

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

118 chars (1 sms)


Badshah Ne AeLaan

Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein
Sab se Zyada "CHAMPOO" Hoga Us se Apni Beti
Ki Shaadi Karoonga..










Teri to NiKaL pari yaar..
Mubarak ho Shehzadey...!!!

189 chars (2 sms)


Please FAX ur Picture

Please FAX ur Picture Urgently.


WaLLet mein Lagane K Liey nahi.


Kitab k Front page K Liey


Kitab ka Naam hai



QABAR KA AZAB.

145 chars (1 sms)


Breaking News

Breaking News...
Dhammaka Khabar..

TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya,
Khabar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey
K han KaKa Hua...
Kaise Hoa Hamein Khud nahi Pata...
ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer Khusrey Se
Puchte Hain..


G Basheer g



Basheer G...!!



Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya Kuch Batain Gey Bhi..

314 chars (2 sms)


Tum Paas Aey

Tum Paas Aey..


Yun Muskuraey..


Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey..



Ab to Mera DiL
Phoot Phoot k Rota hai...



Yaar Tumse To Brush bhi
Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!

180 chars (2 sms)


Soowar ke bachh

Soowar ke bachhe!

Ullo ke patthe!

Kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

Bhains ke bachhde,

Bakri ke memne,

Sab kitne chote-chote,
Piare-piare hote haina.

170 chars (2 sms)


hamaray haan dogs

American: hamaray haan dogs bomb dhoondh letay hain Japanese: hamaray haan to fish ball se khelti hai Pakistani: hamaray haan to bandar bhi sms parh leta hai

158 chars (1 sms)


Viraanay mai Dya

Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga Bujhi Hoi Raakh mai Aag Jalanay se kya Hoga Aapko Qabz hai isilye Pressure Nahi Aata Ab Bewajah Zore Laganay se Kya Hoga

158 chars (1 sms)


A girl says to

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!

103 chars (1 sms)


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