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Insult sms; 222 messages

I know how to

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

71 chars (1 sms)


Your place or mine

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.

86 chars (1 sms)


Your birthcertificat

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.

69 chars (1 sms)


It"s better to let

It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it.

89 chars (1 sms)


Please whisper those

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

84 chars (1 sms)


Calling you a

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

66 chars (1 sms)


I"d love to ask

I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.

86 chars (1 sms)


Why does a stupid

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

110 chars (1 sms)


Tez hawa ka johnka

Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

121 chars (1 sms)


Karan Johar

Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"

130 chars (1 sms)


Na Waqt Se

Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per"

151 chars (1 sms)


Is dil ka kaha mano

Is dil ka kaha mano kaam kardo,

1 benaam si mohabbat meray naam kardo,

meri zaat pe faqt itna ehsaan kardo,



ghar say naha k nikloo,

Or puray ilaqay ko hairaan kar doo

182 chars (2 sms)


Hanso Khelo

Hanso

Khelo

NAACHO

Gao

Uchloo

Koodoo

Dunya ki parwa mat kero

Q
K

Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...

153 chars (1 sms)


Jab Kabhi kanjus

Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!

147 chars (1 sms)


i think tum zindgi

i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo

159 chars (1 sms)


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Mehraab par Ali(AS)

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