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All the girlz who diet for a 0 figure...... Remember! Real Men go for Curves,,,,, only Dogs go for Bones....

108 chars (1 sms)


physics and friendship

A Sweet Story. Once a girl asked a boy: Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why? Boy thought for a while,took her in arms, looked in her deep eyes and said: . . Dekh janu dimag mat kha! Already physics mein supply hy....

292 chars (2 sms)


WIFE SMS

''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"

107 chars (1 sms)


I don't love

I don’t love. I don’t care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don’t cry, . . I just fuck another guy.

119 chars (1 sms)


No argument at wedding crowd

A Youing Couple Were Having Their First Fight And It Was A Big One After A While, The Husband Said: “When We Got Married, You Promised To Love, Honor n Obey” His Bride Replied: “I Know But I Didn’t Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All Those People At d Wedding”

268 chars (2 sms)


Man to Sexy Air

Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What''s your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->

165 chars (2 sms)


A married woman

A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:


WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->

169 chars (2 sms)


kal koi meri biwi k

Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->

166 chars (2 sms)


Musharraf Is Good For

Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .

182 chars (2 sms)


Shall v Try A Different

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->

159 chars (1 sms)


One Boy To Anothe

One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?

2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->

122 chars (1 sms)


Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb

Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!


Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->

150 chars (1 sms)


Larki- Dad

Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!

Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!

Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->

168 chars (2 sms)


Sardarni To Sardar

Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?

Sardar:Darling..

Jeweller Ki Dukan The,

Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary

Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??

162 chars (2 sms)


Clas Mein Teachr

Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,

Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.

Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola

"Kia Khayal Hai Madam

Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...

264 chars (2 sms)


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