Dudh Mein Pee Gaya
Boy: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee.
Mother: Usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon
Boy: Saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 500 views
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Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
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Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?
Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
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What’s the cost of that FIRIJ
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?
Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
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.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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ek jaati hai ,,
to
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ek jesy hoty hai,.,
ek ko bolao 4 chaly Aaty hain,,,
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