What is a difference between a Kiss

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 249 views
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 larki interview dene gyi

1 larki interview dene gyi
boss-woh kya chiz h jiske 2 tyre hote h..?
larki-bike..
boss-nhi..honda bike
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boss-woh kya chiz h jiske 4 tyre hote h ?
larki-car..
boss-nhi..maaruti car
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ab larki ki baari thi
larki-woh kya chiz h jo bahar se white pr uske andar kala gola hota h..?
boss-hehe..aankh
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larki-nhi..saale teri maa ki ankh..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : Bachcho aaj hu

Teacher : Bachcho aaj hum grammar padhnge...

"1 aurat 1 khidki se jhaank rahi hai"

Studnt: Ye
Ek vachan hua..

Teacher : "Bahut si aurte khidkiyo se jhak rahi hain"

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Studnt : Ye toh REDLIGHT area hai :D :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi

SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola

"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 admi apny dost

1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
purchase a Cycle

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Pathan: It is the loan given by the bank to purchase a Cycle.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
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'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Singh depressed

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“Oye why are you sad?”

To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.”



His friend ask hims…“How?”

Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost

His friend queries..“But you said Rs 300…”

Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”

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