Q: Why dogs don't marry?
Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 580 views
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Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo
Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho? Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo
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Bv: dekho wo admi kitna khush dikhai de raha hai
or tum ?
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Jab Santa Ki Baari Aayi To
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1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli:
Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..”
Aur aalu ka dil tod diya…
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap khud hi dekh lo,
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajar
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..
MORAL:
MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA
MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAIN…
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Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya?
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Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu
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Girl : Kyu ?
Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye... ;->
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Wife ne apni Maa ko phone kiya: Ami mera husband Se jhagra ho gya hai, Main 3,4 mahino k liye ap k ghr aa rahi ho,
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Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste lana.
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Pappu : No, maa,
Mere toothpaste me namak hai,
Duniya Wale kahenge bete ne Jale pe
namak chidak diya..!lolz
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