Husband wife ko English sikha raha

Husband wife ko English sikha raha
tha..
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Wife dopehar me husband se:"dinner lo Ji..
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Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
hai..
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Wife:"Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 247 views
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