Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend
Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend
Boy: “Hey, All The Best”
Girl-Friend: “All The Best To You Too”
But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.
Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 513 views
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