santa banta
Santa: Hum 45 Behn Bhai hai Banta: Kya tumare ghar Populatn count krne wale nhi aye? Santa: Aye the,pr hm sb pdh rhe the,wo COACHNG CNTR smajh k vapas chle gye...
by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 779 views
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Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?
Select NO.
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Apko ghr me 2sri dfa salan koi Nhi Deta jaan kon dega!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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no funn
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your son
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nmbr dia he.
Plz plz plz plz uske 7 koi btmizi na krna uska name
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Shabbo Jamadarni. :-)
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