sms please
Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay wali Chezon mein Se aik cheez apno ki judai hai ”
So Plz. Aik 2 sms kar dia karo”Kal v halka jea bukhar ho gya c..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 502 views
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