Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha

1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:

Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.

Boy: ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.

Orat: wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy: nahi, Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 530 views

A New poster outside the bank

A New poster outside the bank for the year 2015…
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Petrol Loans available here
CNG & LPG is also available

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Dil Ka Naam Anda Hota

Agar dil ka naam Anda(egg) hota toh films ka
naam is tarha hote..
Ye Anda aapka hua Hum Anda de chuke sanam,
Hum aapke Ande main rehte hain,
Ande wale dulhaniya le jayenge..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wrong Number

Wife was in the habit of having long conversations on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.

One day she hung up after 15 minutes. “What is the matter today?” asked her husband.

“Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”

“I got a wrong number,” replied wife.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jutti chuki gai

Sardar servis shopes ki
dukan py:
Bari guratean dandy oo,,
jutti ne tay 2 din vi nahi
kadday…

Dukandar:
Huwa kia hai??

Sardar:
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Hona ki c
Chuki gai ay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar

1 sardar ne mobil


1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li.

Kisi ne pocha

"sardar g a keri science a"

sardar: o yar kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi aa

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)