son:"dady what is difference
son:"dady what is difference between confidence & secret"?
dad:" u r my son that is confidence .
ur friend is also is my son that is secret
Biwi nind me jor se chilai-jaldi utho mere pati aa gye.
Sardar utha aur khirki se kud gaya.tang tut gayi.
Fir use khyal aya sala mai hi to uska pati hu....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 600 views
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