Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte
Girl Friend Aur Boy Friend Resurant Mein Khana Khane Gaye.
Unhone Waiter Ko Order Diya Aur Waiter Ne Khana Table Par Lagaya.
Ladki Ne Jaldi Se Khana Khana Shuru Kar Diya,
Boy Friend Bola: “Suno Jara”
Girl Friend: “Chup Raho, Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte”
Khane Ke Baad
Girl Friend: “Ab Bolo”
Boy Friend: “Teri Plate Mein Cockroch Tha, Le Aur Ban Heroine“
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