A COUPLE BEFORE
A Couple Before Marriage
“MAD” For Each Other …
After Marriage
“MADE” For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
“MAD” Because Of Each Other…
by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!) / 606 views
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