Ab Yaha Sirf Mera Raj Hoga
Ek Bikhari Ne Kuch Paise Bacha Ke Lottery Ka Ticket Kharida,
Kismat Se Uski 1 Crore Ki Lottery Lag Gayi, To Usne Ek Bahut Bada Mandir Banvaya.
Uske Ek Bikhari Dost Ne Us Se Puchcha: “Abey Tune Mandir Kyu Banwaya?”
Bikhari Khush Hote Hue Use Bola: “Ab Is Mandir Ke Samne Sirf Main Akela Hi Beekh Manga Karunga“
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