Jaanwaro Ki Khasiyat
Jaanwaro Ki Khasiyat.
Bandar: “Inteligent”
Dog: “Wafadaar”
Aap Plz Ab Aage Na Padhna,
Maan Jao,
Please Mat Padho Na,
Yaar Maan Bhi Ja Na
Gadha: Wahi Karta Hai Jis Kam Ko Mana Karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 654 views
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