Mujhse Aage Nikal Ke To Dikha
Ek Din Santa Ke Ghar Mein Chor Aaya, Par Santa Ne Usko Dekh Liya To Chor Dar Ke Mare Bhag Gaya.
Santa Bhi Uske Piche Piche Bhagne Laga Aur Bhagte-Bhagte Chor Se Bhi Aage Nikal Gaya Aur Uski Taraf Dekh Ke Bola.
Santa: “Sale, Ek To Chori Uper Se Humse Race“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 500 views
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He Laughed & Said:
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Boys bhi unke saath the,
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Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare
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