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Girl: “You Shouldn’t Drink & Drive, Lots Of Accidents Are Happening, Please Take Care”
Boy Replies: “Ya Baby, I Know,

How Sweet Of You, You So Caring, I’m Lucky To Have you”
Now

Boy To Boy : “You Shouldn’t Drink & Drive, Lots Of Accidents Are Happening, Please Take Care”

Boy Replies: “Apne Baap Ko Sikhayega Tu Sale

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 621 views
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