Bechara Pathan
Ek Pathan Ka Raat Ko Cigarette Peenay Ka Dil Kiya.
Harr Taraf Maachis Doondi Par Kahin Nahi Mili,
Aakhir Mein Na Umeed Ho Ke Mom-Batti Bujha Ke So Gaya Bechara.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 550 views
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spne me aye or kaha "Baccho dil
khol k paap kro.
Q ki nark me
bilkul Jgah nhi hai. Hm khud
diwaro pe baithe hai.
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Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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Who’s there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Reed between the lines.
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daal me kya daalu.
husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
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Court Me Faisla Howa
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Is Pr Pathano Ne Kafi Shor Machaya
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A blonde girl and her boyfriend were walking down the road when her boyfriend spotted a dead bird. He said:
"Aww, look at that dead bird," the blonde girl looks up and says: "Where?"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police constable to his son
"tumhara result acha nahee aya
Aj sy tumhara khelna & t.v band!"
Son:yeh 50 rupay pakro & mamla yaheen khatam kr
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa nd Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paji, ye log ball se kya kr rhe hai?
Banta : goal kr rhe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paji ball to pehle se gol hai , or kitni gol Krenge?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: UncLe
Mai 1 Ladki Se
PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To
UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe
hai.
by Numan Malik (few years ago!)