Ek Bar Santa Apne
Ek Bar Santa Apne Dost Banta Ke Ghar Gaya.
Agle Din Subha Bathroom Mein Nahane Ke Liye Gaya, Aur Aakar Banta Se Bola.
Santa: “Yaar, Tera Bathroom Hai To Bahut Bhadiya, Par Bathtub Bada Chota Hai, Usmein Se Jug Se Pani Nikal Kar Nahana Pada”
Banta: “Arrey Yaar Tu Bhi Na, Lagta Hai Latrine Mein Naha Aaya“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 617 views
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Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku,
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