Santa Ne Nayi Car Li
Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne Nikal Pada.
Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.
Santa Ne Gadi Side Pe Laga Li, Inspector Aaya Aur Saanta Se Pucha.
Inspector: “Car Gas Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Ji”
Inspector: “Petrol Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi”
Inspector: “To Diesel Par Hogi?”
Santa: “Ji Vo Bhi Nahi”
Inspector Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Bola: “Abe Phir Kis Par Hai?”
Santa Bholepan Se: “Ji Installment Par Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 520 views
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Paris:- oh shit
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Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!
Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
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Phir Zaban Di:
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Golu-mere bete ka credit card chori ho
gya
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golu-nai
chor mere bete se kam kharch krta hai
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Khuabon main Ek Larki aati hai,
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Patient to
Doctor : Apne
nurse bauhat
aachhi rakhi hai,
uska hath lagte
he main theek ho geya..!!
Doctor : Janta
hoon, thhapad ki
awaaz mujhe bhi
sunai di thi..:p:p
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"HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu
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