Doctor Aur ALLAH Ko
Doctor Aur ALLAH Ko Kabhi Naraz Mat Kerna Q K Jub ALLAH Naraz Ho To Wo Doctor K Pas Bhej Deta
Hai Aur Jub Doctor Naraz Ho Wo ALLAH K Pas Bhej Deta Hai.
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