A beggar found 100 Rs.

A beggar found 100 Rs.

He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner bill - 3000 Rs.

Manager handed him to the police.

He gave 100 Rs. to the police and was free.

Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT without MBA

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 252 views
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