Santa ne apni sagaai tod di

Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi.

When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 288 views
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