Boy-Ro Q rhi ho?
Boy-Ro Q rhi ho?
Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.
Boy-Bata kitne aye he?
Grl- Sirf 88 %
Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate.
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